Someone could not translate their OU-approved easy Pesah cleaning guide from a well-known rabbi, so I figured I’d do a public service and share with you the Gil-approved easy Pesah cleaning guide from, uh, me:
1) Remove all leavened bread foodstuffs from your house
2) Remove all crumbs of leavened bread foodstuffs from all the rooms in your house where anyone might have brought leavened bread foodstuffs over the past year
3) Heat all absorbant non-earthenware cookware and dinnerware to the same temperature at which they might have absorbed particles of leavened bread foodstuffs
4) Enjoy Pesah